Jackie is stuck in the lurch when a guest suddenly cancels their appearance on “What’s Up, Wisconsin?” She needs to find a replacement, or else lose her job; so she and Fez take the place of the missing guest, pretending to be a couple in love. Christine is so impressed that she takes Jackie out for drinks after work, and spills some personal secrets, then fires Jackie for knowing too much. Donna has her eye on a special someone to ask out for Valentine’s Day, but gets turned down. Red introduces Hyde to his secret stash.